Mama Bin Cranky

Screaming on the Inside

Archive for June, 2009

Irritating Commercials

Posted by madjillmom on June 30, 2009

Encyte Male Enhancement commercials are back.  Too bad.  Also, please get the Free Credit Report Dot Com commercials to leave my head.  Viva Viagra can fade away or go soft or something.  Please!

Posted in Make Yourself Heard | Leave a Comment »

Obama’s Agenda – Fixing the Fixes

Posted by madjillmom on June 28, 2009

First it was the giant stimulus package that would result in quick jobs for shovel ready projects, green energy, and help for those at risk.  Now it is Cap and Tax, once again couched as a jobs bill, expanding green energy.  It really is an income redistribution plan that taxes us so India and China can pollute and continue to grow.  Now there is a similar rush to pass a healthcare bill to put us all in lines to ration healthcare.  Obama is promising to handle Illegal Immigration/Amnesty to top off his first year. 

I have it on good authority that he will address time travel in his second year as he may need to go back in time and fix all fixes.


Posted in Health Care, Illegal Immigration, Obama's Stimulus Bill, Pres. Barack Obama, The Economy | Leave a Comment »

Michael Jackson

Posted by madjillmom on June 28, 2009

Being a political junky, it is always hard when the news cycle is blanketed with stuff you do not care about.  The death of Michael Jackson was the slow motion train wreck for 35 years.  One of my sons asked what he died of and I told him that 35 years of being a freak was the cause.  Now we will suffer through 3 months of gnashing of teeth and public anal exams on his demise.  I hope he is at peace now.

Posted in MSM, Strange Things | Leave a Comment »

Internet Problems

Posted by madjillmom on June 28, 2009

Since last Monday, we have had internet problems.  Somehow, for the first time  in 8 years, we have overused the satellite internet for which we pay dearly and will be operating at dial up speed for the next three weeks at least.  This is driving me round the bend.  I am telling myself to calm down, breathe deep, read a book, etc. 

I thought the stimulus bill was supposed to fix this internet divide with better service to rural customers.  A nearby very small community phone company has run fiber optic cable to every dinky rundown farmhouse and will probably be providing real service for their customers soon.  We, however, are a captive of AT&T and won’t ever see any upgrades until every city dweller is served with high speed internet at a competitive price.  Meanwhile, we pay through the nose some more, waiting for the promises of Obama. 

By the way, the guy in charge of AT&T, non-provider of rural upgrades, is now in charge of GM.  Pretty soon, rural drivers won’t have choices in car buying or will have to pay more than the people in the city. cars.

Posted in Pet Peeves | Leave a Comment »

Sanford’s Midlife Crisis

Posted by madjillmom on June 25, 2009

Gov. Sanford is the type of man that needs to justify lust with love.  He is in love with his mistress and can’t see the forest for the trees.  I don’t think he can work on his marriage as long as he holds such a high opinion of his mistress.  He spoke of her in glowing terms.  He apologized to her first.  It was pathetic.  He should just take lessons from Bill Clinton on indulging the lust without the emotional baggage.  I feel sorry for his wife and children.  It is a true midlife crisis. 

What part has the internet played in this taudry situation? He can’t have spent too much time with this woman.

Posted in Pet Peeves, Politics, Uncategorized | Leave a Comment »

The MSM Grows a little Set of Balls

Posted by madjillmom on June 23, 2009

At Pres. Obama’s press conference today, the MSM actually started to ask a few hard questions.  This is because Obama himself has used two very public venues to joke about the fawning press he has had.  This includes this last weekend when he joked about turning to Brian Williams in his bed.  The press is embarrassed about it and is now trying to man-up and make a show of it.  He called on Fox News Major Garrett to show what a he-man he is.  However, he also pre-screened a question from HuffPo “journalist” and put that guy into the rows shortly before the press conference to be dutifully called on by the obliging President.

Posted in MSM, Pres. Barack Obama | Tagged: | 1 Comment »

Obama and Consequences

Posted by madjillmom on June 23, 2009

The totalitarian theocratic regime in Iran is killing beautiful young women in the street, imprisoning journalists, and taking down the internet and other communications. Pres. Obama and  Hillary’s State Dept. are still saying that this horrible regime is still invited to a 4th of July Picnic.

When the little sawed-off dictator of N. Korea launched a missile and conducted underground nuclear tests, Obama promised consequences.   Perhaps on the 4th of July, he will send us a missile.  I think the little guy might just get an invite to a nice sleepover in the Lincoln bedroom.

Posted in Foreign Policy, Obama Administration, Pres. Barack Obama | Tagged: | Leave a Comment »

Axis of Evil Update – Bush v. Obama

Posted by madjillmom on June 21, 2009

Let’s check in on Bush’s Axis of Evil:

Iraq – Invaded by the Imperialist America to take over their oil.  Almost accomplished.  Thanks to Obama for getting us out. 

Iran – in a state of deep concern by the Obama administration because they need to unconditionally talk with  someone.  Plus, Hillary is out of commission with her arm in a sling so she can’t currently fix it and Obama is busy being a great dad.

North Korea – so far back in the stone age that its populace can’t twitter, so they can’t get instructions  or mild encouragment from the great Obama.  It is really sad. 

Now lets check in on Obama’s Axis of Evil:

Fox News – Really getting under his skin.  May need to propose legislation to take them out.

The Fly – smoted or vanquished causing the MSM to up Obama’s already sky high coolness rating.  Wow. 

Capitalism – working as hard as he can to wipe this out and implement his agenda.  This process is proceeding well.

Posted in Iraq War, Obama Administration, Politics, Pres. Barack Obama | Leave a Comment »

Mullahs in the Bunker?

Posted by madjillmom on June 21, 2009

I am hoping that the Iranian mullahs are hiding in a bunker.  Or perhaps calling around arranging for asylum in some country somewhere.  I hear Guantanamo will be empty in January, so  maybe they could make Obama an offer.

Posted in Foreign Policy, Happy Thoughts | Leave a Comment »

Iran, North Korea, and Fatherhood

Posted by madjillmom on June 20, 2009

Pres. Obama really can’t seem to find his voice to help the demonstators being killed on the streets or Iran.  He also can’t seem to do anything that makes N. Korean’s little sawed off dictator less of a problem.  However, he has come out  yesterday  and had Forum on Fathers.  He let Tony Hawkes skateboard in  the White House.  I bet there will be a paper put out in about 6 weeks with a concensus or opinion about “fathers”.  I bet Obama is in favor of fathers without even looking at the polls.  Gosh, I hope he can convince the country that fathers are a good thing.  Thank goodness we have Obama here so we can tackle these really important issues.  Even if he can’t, Happy Father’s Day anyway.

Posted in Pres. Barack Obama, Strange Things | Leave a Comment »

%d bloggers like this: