Mama Bin Cranky

Thank God that the terrorist was unable to accomplish his desires yesterday.  I am so happy that no one was hurt by this wretched individual.  He probably felt he had no other choice, being mired in poverty and ignorance.  Oh, wait, he was the son of a wealthy banker with an English education living in a fabulous apartment in London.  Oh, silly me.

I am also very thankful that this plan did not make it to fruition.  I would really hate to see our President have to come home from his vacation on the beach in a fabulous mansion.  I have heard that today Pres. Obama is golfing and going to the gym.  I guess he really needs a rest what with fixing global climate change,health care, and picking up his Nobel Peace Prize.  Oh, wait, silly me…