Mama Bin Cranky

Amid updates that the 23 year old bomber just really needed the attention of his father or some other role model, I wish to discuss his choice of underwear. From the published pictures, it appears that the young “alleged” suicide bomber prefers a bikini brief that makes me wonder if he shops in France in an expensive boutique. As the mother of three young disaffected, loner, young men (possibly also searching for a proper role model), who wouldn’t be caught dead in those bikini briefs, I worry what would happen if they decided to use their far more ample boxer briefs to hide a larger bomb to take out a Starbucks if we had one in our small multicutural burg. Seems to me the culture war is further complicated by our choices of underwear and religious yearnings.