Mama Bin Cranky

Hugo Chavez reports that a gas well has sunk of the coast of Venezuela. He claims it will not be a disaster. That is probably because all wells are controlled by Hugo Chavez, appropriated from Evil Oil Companies over the last many years by the country of Venezuela. Because it was not controlled by evil, greedy, bloodsucking oil companies, everything is just fine. Nothing to see here, move along. Sean Penn and Danny Glover are so glad they do not have to go down and scrape oily goop off the beautiful beaches of Venezuela.