Mama Bin Cranky

Screaming on the Inside

The King’s Priorities

Posted by madjillmom on February 23, 2011

Today, as he was getting fitted for his new crown, Pres. Obama issued a proclamation on Gay Marriage.  Good move.  This will probably make all us serfs forget about this other stuff because we were really concerned about the Defense of Marriage Act and the oppressive hand of government on such matters:

Anemic Recovery + High Unemployment + Higher and Higher Gas Prices

Libya, Egypt,Various other Middle East Nations, and Iranian Warships going through the Suez Canal

LiLo’s possible jail sentence for stealing some jewelry

Two Wars

Wisconsin, Ohio, Indiana and the workers versus Government employee’s unions

High Commodity Prices and Possible Food Shortages in the World

Earthquake in Christchurch, New Zealand

Gosh, the King is a genius.  After we all went back to a contented state of denial, the King came out and addressed the situation in Libya.  I am not certain what he said, but I am sure it solved things over there.  Carry on, serfs.  Nothing to see here.


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