Mama Bin Cranky

For the last few days, I have caught bits and pieces of reports on the news.  Sometimes I am confused about who they are talking about.  Sometimes I think they are talking about Dictator Muammar el-Qhadafi, but I then find out they are talking about Charlie Sheen.  Delusion reigns.  I realize that they are in no way comparable, but the reports could be interchangeable.