Mama Bin Cranky

Screaming on the Inside

Killing Women

Posted by madjillmom on April 8, 2011

I am distraught.  Harry Reid has informed me that Republicans hate women.  Other hysterical Dems have told me that Republicans want to kill women.  This is really scary. I am further depressed because Harry Reid may not get his next paycheck and he already can’t afford to help out his granddaughters when they so desperately need a pap smear and some birth control pills.  Oh, the agony…

I am also pretty certain that Obamacare is a total bust because the only access we have to women’s healthcare is by going to Planned Parenthood.  There isn’t a Planned Parenthood nearby so I will have to fill up the tank with $4 gas to wait in line at the Planned Parenthood Clinic in Houston or some other faraway burg.   I’ll probably die of some horrible woman’s cancer because I can’t afford the gas to go to Planned Parenthood and Planned Parenthood won’t have the taxpayer’s money and I guess they won’t be taking the Obamacare insurance even though Obama said it would fix healthcare by making it affordable and effective.  And it is all the Republican’s fault.  They/I want me to die.  I heard it on TV news, it must be true.

Because I am a conservative and an evil Republican and a woman, I am pretty sure I will have to do myself in.  I know it’s a mortal sin.  But I am certain that Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and Obama would not lie to me.  If you don’t see a post in the future, you will have to assume that I have succumbed to the hysterical rhetoric of the Dems and allowed the evil Republican that inhabits my soul to do the deed.

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