Mama Bin Cranky

Screaming on the Inside

Bin Laden Still Dead & Obama Re-Elected

Posted by madjillmom on May 3, 2011

The View hosts, Joy Behar, Whoopi Goldberg, and Barbara Walters have now told us that the killing of Bin Laden will propel Obama to re-election.  In fact, they suggest cancelling the election.  And I was vaguely under the impression that Barbara Walters was at one time a journalist and that the Constitution mandates an election for President.  What was I thinking?

Pres Obama gave the order to kill Bin Laden.

We are $14 trillion in debt as a nation.

Obama told us it was his call to kill Bin Laden.

We will add another $1.5 trillion to our debt this year and for many years to come.

Obama called his security team together to witness the raid in realtime.  He looked very concerned.

Inflation is upon us.  At least 10% in real terms, though never admitted to because gas and food are not figured into the CPI.

Obama’s heart probably skipped a beat when the helicopter went down and they had to shift to Plan B.

Unemployment still hovers around 9% and underemployment is way greater.  We have a mancession and youth unemployment is at all time highs.

Obama gave a thoughtful speech to us Sunday night with a reasonable tone.

Gasoline is still about $4 gallon and going higher this summer and I really can’t afford a Government Motors Volt.

Usama Bin Laden is fish food because Obama is President.

My kids future is much bleaker than I ever thought it would be.

I am very happy that Obama did this thing and that all went well in the mission.  But the country I love is still going to hell in a handbasket.  So fogive me if I don’t chose to re-elect Obama.


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