Mama Bin Cranky

They must be shorthanded in Washington at the Homeland Security Department.  Perhaps Sec. Napolitano didn’t put enough people on the Thanksgiving shift.  I have been calling and calling.  The trees have lost some of their leaves and I can see the driveway next door.  The people who live there are very nice.  But I feel I should turn them in.  They are frying their turkey.  I’m pretty sure that this is a violation of some sort of terrorism statute or the Patriot Act.  Why else would Homeland Security spend time and money warning us about this style of bird preparation?  I really don’t understand it.  I am practicing telling the news cameras how shocked we are that Corky and Judy are somehow tied into terrorism.  We would have never suspected if Homeland Security hadn’t figured out this devious practice, we might not have known that our neighbors are somehow a danger to the nation.