Mama Bin Cranky

Obama has pivoted to jobs more than any other President.  He has told us he won’t rest until everyone who wants a job has one.  The problem is that Obama doesn’t know what creates jobs.  So he wants us to give him more time.

If Obama can play a hundred more rounds of golf, I am sure you will get a job.

If Obama gives work permits to a million illegals, I am sure you will get a job.

If Obama and Michele get to have a few more concerts in the White House, I am sure you will get a job.

If Obama, Michele, the girls and Bo can fly in separate planes to their vacations in Hawaii and Martha’s Vineyard, I am sure you will get a job.

If Obama can meet with a bunch more Hollywood Stars, I am sure some jobs will appear soon.

If Obama can have the EPA issue some more regulations, I am sure jobs will be growing on trees soon, though the EPA won’t let you pick them.

If Obama can vilify some more rich people, I am sure an employer will come to you with a job offer.

If Michele can go to the Summer Olympics in London, I am certain that job numbers will go up.

If Obama can keep the MSM on his side, I am sure your school loans will pay off in a good job.

If Obama goes on Letterman, the top ten list will all be job offers for you.

The only job Obama is worried about is the one he has right now.  Wake up and vote for Romney, then there will be someone in the White House who understands how jobs are created.