Mama Bin Cranky

Evidently the only truly secret thing in America is Obama’s college records!

My cell phone records, your e-mail, my blog, your television habits, my credit card habits – all collected and collated and shared with analysts in a bunker somewhere. The Pakistani doctor, the Seal Team leader, all leaked. Mitt Romney’s taxes leaked or discussed by those in the know. No problems, nothing to see here.

Just don’t ask for Obama’s college scores, or a copy of his class schedule, or a paragraph from a paper or two. Now that is really secret.