Hashtag Missile Shield Needed
Posted by madjillmom on May 10, 2014
In a remarkable new episode of the reset relationship/cold war between Russia/Putin and US/Obama/Hillary/John Kerry, there is a report that a barrage of hashtags/octothorpes/pound signs have fallen near Vladamir Putin while he was out and about in the newly annexed Crimea. One of Putin’s body guards was hit in the noggin during this hashtag barrage and required an ice bag and a bandaid.
In a related incident, Boko Harum, hiding in the bush in Nigeria, with all those kidnapped Christian girls, was also hit with a significant batch of hashtags just before they sold these poor girls into slavery. Hillary was said to be very excited that her hashtags made a difference.