Mama Bin Cranky

Another young man who serves in the Marines has ended up in a Mexican jail cell because he had guns in his vehicle and made a wrong turn. His mother is begging people to go to whitehouse.gov and sign a petition to get Obama’s attention. I am sure Obama will turn his attention to the issue after another exhaustive search into the sex lives of the NFL draft is completed. He wants to make sure he has called all the gays serving on the football field and basketball court to tell them how brave they are. Then he might have a little time before his golf game to give a call to his counterpart in Mexico or maybe he could call the family of the Marine and tell them he is planning on getting around to doing something about it.

Maybe his mother should tell everyone that her son is gay. That might work.