Mama Bin Cranky

She is asking to be my Champion. She is running on being the Uterus in Chief.

Yet, she is afraid to talk to people who haven’t been screened by her handlers. She is afraid for us to see her communications regarding Benghazi. She “can’t recall” when she decided to wipe the Server that she and Bill set up to keep us out of their business even though she knew that communication was under subpoena. She wants to take money for the Clinton Foundation for First Class Travel for Bill and Hillary from countries who would mutilate Huma’s lady parts. She wants me to vote only with my lady parts.

Her minions run roughshod over the press, telling them they can’t use certain words in regard to Hillary. Can someone explain to me why this woman is supposed to be “strong” enough to be President, but can’t withstand even regular scrutiny from those big bad congressman who want to see the emails she sent on Benghazi to her closest advisors using “off the books” email accounts. How can she stand up to Iran, Putin, and those mean old nasty woman-hating Republicans who only want to “war on women” if she can’t be called bossy by adoring reporters reporting on her choice of burrito bowls at Chipotle. Heaven forbid some reporter ask her if her convenient prop grand baby could have been aborted one week prior to birth? Or the Iran deal? Or how she squares the use of money from the anti-woman Saudis for first class travel for the Foundation? That reporter would be vaporized immediately? Where are the hard questions for our future Uterus-in-Chief?