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More Earthquake Causes

Posted by madjillmom on August 23, 2011

Nancy Pelosi says this was caused by proposed cuts in Medicare and Social Security. Or, perhaps, her various face lifts let go.

Mayor Bloomburg thinks it probably happened because of too much salt in the food being sold around NYC.

Al Gore says it is Climate Change deniers.

Hamas, Ron Paul, and the Palestinian Authority think it was caused by the close relationship we have with Israel.

Glenn Beck did it fulfill his prophesy.

Deep water drilling in the Gulf Coast.  Or fracking on the Eastern Seaboard.  Maybe it was windmills tilting off Martha’s Vineyard or Hyannis.

The Fed

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Another DC Earthquake Cause

Posted by madjillmom on August 23, 2011

There were probably too many fat school kids visiting DC on their summer break.  Michelle O should look into this and have Pres. Obama give some more government funds to Welfare and School lunch programs so this never happens again.   But please wait until the First Family is finished with their Martha’s Vineyard vacay.  They really need the rest and Barack has a few more golf games scheduled.

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