After viewing post after post in rainbow hews on FaceBook, I knew this call would come. It came, and I was instructed to go to the nearest re-education camp bus depot. But now I have to decide which bus I must board first. Here are my choices:
Lane 1 – You Must !Celebrate! Same Sex Marriage
Lane 2 – Agree with Obama’s Policies or You are a Bigot
Lane 3 – Confederate Flags Are the Problem
Lane 4 – Guns Are the Problem
Lane 5 – Global Climate Change is Biggest Threat Ever
Lane 6 – Obamacare is Working Just Like Obama Said it Would
There is a Lane 7. They were making the sign. Here is what it says: Agree with Pres. Hillary Policies or You Hate Women
I must fall in line or be ostracized. Good thing I packed a big suitcase.
I wanted to put this on FaceBook, but I am not as brave as those courageous and brave people who fought tirelessly for 10 whole years to change traditional marriage to be allowed to marry someone they love. Good Luck. I hope you will all be very happy.
#LoveWins and Tradition Dies