After missing his daily security briefings almost have the time, Obama now feels it necessary to call together all his advisors to discuss this awful situation. Toward that end, he has called Letterman, JayZ, Beyonce, Eva Longoria, Anna Wintour, Sarah Jessica Parker, the Pimp with the Limp, and his pretend girlfriend, Julia. They all agree that he is doing everything just fine and he really shouldn’t sweat this little terror attack. Or the $16 trillion debt. Or the drop in manufacturing. Or the rioting outside the Embassy in Pock-ee-stan. Just keep campaigning. Sandra fluke was at the drug store and not available for comment.